An Exceedingly Civilized Search
Are You
Erin's
Husband?
She is 52. She is sharp, hilarious, and reasonably tired of the apps. So we — her Board of Directors — are doing this properly.
Photographed on the occasion of her 52nd year.
The Portfolio
In her element.
Italy, the Gulf Coast, the Greek isles, and a tree in Savannah. She gets around.
The Dossier
A Brief on the Lady in Question.
- Age
- 52
- Residence
- Lincoln, California — works remotely, willing to relocate for the right one
- Disposition
- Warm, witty, low tolerance for nonsense and a dog's best friend
- Reads
- Novels with weather and feelings
- Drinks
- Espresso martini, red wine, Pinot Grigio
- Looking for
- A grown man with a passport and knows how to treat a woman right
- Does not want
- Pickup lines, 'hey'
- Dealbreakers
- Cruelty, beige opinions
The Process
A three-step affair, conducted with discretion.
- I.
You Apply
Submit a short, sincere application. Be specific. The Board can smell a copy-paste.
- II.
The Board Reviews
Her closest friends — the Board of Directors — vet every application with love and high standards.
- III.
Erin Decides
Approved candidates land on Erin's shortlist. If she's intrigued, you'll hear from us.