Vol. LII · Issue No. 01E.Board Login

An Exceedingly Civilized Search

Are You
Erin's
Husband?

She is 52. She is sharp, hilarious, and reasonably tired of the apps. So we — her Board of Directors — are doing this properly.

Portrait of Erin

Photographed on the occasion of her 52nd year.

The Portfolio

In her element.

Sunset, Crete
Sunset, Crete
Among the vines, St. Helena
Among the vines, St. Helena
Golden hour, Napa Valley
Golden hour, Napa Valley
Team Bride, in the cellar
Team Bride, in the cellar
Fabulously single
Fabulously single
Piazza San Pietro, Rome
Piazza San Pietro, Rome
A glass of red, somewhere at sea
A glass of red, somewhere at sea
Boots and a wide blue sky
Boots and a wide blue sky
Savannah, in the live oaks
Savannah, in the live oaks

The Dossier

A Brief on the Lady in Question.

Age
52
Residence
Lincoln, California — works remotely, willing to relocate for the right one
Disposition
Warm, witty, low tolerance for nonsense and a dog's best friend
Reads
Novels with weather and feelings
Drinks
Espresso martini, red wine, Pinot Grigio
Looking for
A grown man with a passport and knows how to treat a woman right
Does not want
Pickup lines, 'hey'
Dealbreakers
Cruelty, beige opinions

The Process

A three-step affair, conducted with discretion.

  1. I.

    You Apply

    Submit a short, sincere application. Be specific. The Board can smell a copy-paste.

  2. II.

    The Board Reviews

    Her closest friends — the Board of Directors — vet every application with love and high standards.

  3. III.

    Erin Decides

    Approved candidates land on Erin's shortlist. If she's intrigued, you'll hear from us.